20 Reasons to date a Squash player! (20 reasons to date ME) LOL!

1. We like it hard and fast against the wall.
2. We're used to having bruises on our knees.
3. We're used to performing in minimal amounts of clothing.
4. After 90 seconds we're ready to go at it again.
5. We don't mind getting hot and sweaty.
6. We're always open to new moves & positions.
7. We perform to please the crowd.
8. We know where the sweet spot is.
9. We show off our legs.
10. We like being videotaped to improve ourselves.
11. We enjoy doing hard things.
12. We're always on top of the ball.
13. We hit from any angle.
14. We're good with our hands.
15. We know how to play doubles.
16. We like to be on top of our game.
17. We know how to take it up the middle.
18. We play the court until we score.
19. We can do it forehand and backhand.
20. One word, FLEXIBILITY.

I know i know, i'm so attractive now right. Wink*


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